Today I had hoped to wrap up production of The Unabridged George Dictionary, but last night I quickly and unexpectedly fell into a cold sweat, complete with shivering, teeth chattering, and a terribly upset stomach…the only plausible explanation I can come up with is that I accidentally ate a whole festering bowl of SARS sometime yesterday evening. Anyway, I didn’t get any sleep last night, so I slept in the morning instead, and since I woke up I’ve just been a groggy, achy mess. With any luck, the book’s content will be complete tomorrow or Friday, with a proof copy being ordered sometime this weekend. Then, as soon as I get it, I’ll make sure everything looks good and make it available to purchase. It’s up to you: It can be a relatively cheap source of lifelong entertainment for you and your loved ones, or expensive birdcage liner. Either way, I’m satisfied.