This one wasn’t explicitly inspired by a true story, but pretty darn close. Have you ever noticed that, after signing up for “paperless” bills from the phone/energy/credit card companies, they still send you paper versions of just about everything else they could easily send you via e-mail? It all seems pretty silly to me. If I’m signed up for online billing, they should stop sending me ads for other stuff in the mail. It’s bad enough I have to throw away a metric ton of coupons for discount eye glasses every other week.