You ever get an idea when you’re somewhere between the dream world and the waking world that seems just crazy enough to work? That’s what this felt like. Also, this is, by my count, the first time Amanda has ever done anything really, really stupid. I mean, she’s still far, far behind George and his friends here, and I figured she was just long overdue.



Who cares about George’s present? I want to know where I can subscribe to Smelle Magazine!
The funny thing is, that nailing it on to the front door probably would have worked.
Oh, that’s freakin’ funny!
And I wish they did have scratch n’ sniff magazines.
Is it pronounced Smell or Smelly. I wouldn’t like the latter.
Ooooh! It’s my birthday next week, perhaps my wife will try that for me?
It’s pronounced “Smelle,” and it’s just a take-off of the popular women’s magazine “Elle.” Not that I read “Elle” or anything.
…Well, okay, but only for the articles. …I mean, wait, no, for everything BUT the articles.
I hear you can subscribe to it at your local fishmonger’s.