Fart Basket of the World

June 12th, 2009

Fart Basket of the World

Seriously; I try to go out and get a little fresh air sometimes, but one must remember that the air in Fresno is never, ever very fresh.

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  1. Nate Fakes says:

    Does he live in Kansas? That can’t be too pleasant.

  2. John Norton says:

    Central California…and that’s sad, but true. You wouldn’t think California would rival Kansas in the “cow farts” category, but…it does. It probably even beats it.

  3. I see a lot of ads for California Cheese, so, yeah, I’d believe it!

    He may have walked a little faster too to get away from the smell. This increased his heart rate and made for better exercise. Let’s hear it for cow flatulence and its ability to keep us healthier!

    Wait, cow farts are mostly methane gas! Damn you, cows!

  4. George says:

    I, too, hate the smell of outdoors. I thought VA was bad with it’s occasional malodorous rural scents, but I’ve found that there are entire communities in SoCal that smell like dead Children of the Corn. And I like corn!!! :)

    J/k Cali! <3

  5. John Norton says:

    Yup, happy cows come from California!

    …Because don’t you feel a little happier when you make someone smell your ass exhaust?

  6. tbowl says:

    yeppers happy cows, and um, chocolate milk, come from california!

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