Obviously I don't make as much as you all who can afford the huge AT&T bill that goes along with it.

Hahaha, that sounds pretty accurate, John. Anyone who spends more than a few minutes with an iPhone may be able to complain about some petty things, but nobody can say it is useless.

yeah I bought the 3gs and my girlfriend went with me, and complained the whole time about how it was a useless thing. now i get asked to google stuff while we are out.

Chicks don't seem to repsond as well to gadgets as they used to. Maybe it's that glazed, drooly look in our eyes we get when we describe them. :D

They are taking over all human interaction. People are scared to actually talk to anyone in person anymore.

Man, ain't that the truth? I have to admit that these days, I'd rather send someone a text or an IM than talk to them on the phone. Which is really sad, I know. My friends and I all communicate via text, IM, or even Twitter, now. Sometimes MySpace/Facebook messages. Nobody talks anymore. Well...you know, there's only one thing to do when confronted with such a depressing truth about humanity.

Make a hilarious comic about it.