I really, really, really hate to halt something that is, in my mind, a fantastic storyline, especially on such short notice, but sometimes life has a way of forcing your hand at the most inopportune moments. For the past couple of weeks, I was in the process of buying a new home. As a single guy doing something this big for the first time, to say that it’s 1) stressful and 2) time-consuming is the biggest understatement since George said Sirloin was “a bit chunky.” However, right now the deal is on the rocks because of a very sizable semi-hidden cost I unearthed yesterday, and I’m dedicating almost all of my time to the situation. So, it is for this reason that I must gently place George on the shelf for a while. Believe me, it pulls at my heart-strings to do so, and I’m not taking this decision lightly. As soon as the dust settles, I absolutely plan on finishing out this storyline. I can’t say right now how long this hiatus will last, but rest assured that I will keep you posted, and I will not forget about my legions of adoring fans.

Yours faithfully,

The King of Perkton, California