Coach Demurson

Characterized by the constant presence of old-school Oakley Blade sunglasses, Coach Demurson is the coach for seemingly every community sports league in Perkton, California. He is a wise man, but only about sports. Not necessarily about anything important, like coaching. He is married to a woman who some people say resembles a sack of towels, but far be it for Coach D to be unhappy about it.

Favorite bands: Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash
Favorite foods: Fried chicken, barbequed hamburgers and hot dogs
Favorite movies: The Bad News Bears, Field of Dreams, The Sandlot
Coach Demurson