March 1999

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March 16, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
This one always got a lot of laughs, but it should have read “Caveman Engagements” or something instead of “Caveman Weddings.” I mean, there’s no ordained priest marrying this couple. There are no ushers. Come on.

March 18, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
This one did get re-made! Into a two-parter, actually. Back in the day, my strips almost never had any continuity to speak of, except for the fact that George lived in a house. He never lived on Mars or anything.

March 18, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
Dave is a moron.

March 19, 2007
The George Museum - March 1999
Another appearance of the wily Bill! Bill was actually the first cartoon character I ever invented, when I was 10 years old. The problem with him was that I modeled him after Fred Flintstone. When even my grandfather, who was about 70 at the time, saw the resemblance, it was a pretty safe bet that he needed to get canned.

March 21, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
This strip was inspired by a Steve Martin bit where he claimed to have bought a “gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater.” His joke was funnier.

March 22, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
Another one that my aunt really liked, I like it as well. I like to think George had a hot date with Amanda here.

March 22, 1999
The George Museum - March 1999
My dad is a big R/C airplane hobbyist, so he got a kick out of this one. I think the funniest part of this comic is the little sign on the wall that said “OME EET OME.”

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