She probably liked Guitar Hero: Metallica the most.

Sometimes, people just aren’t right for each other. There’s nothing wrong with them, personally. They just aren’t a good fit. This is just a roundabout way of saying that, yes, Greg can be seen as a moron for wanting to end this burgeoning relationship, but sometimes your gut tells you it’s just right.

And then she throws it in your face before you have a chance to throw it into hers. Puh. Women, am I right, guys?! Huh, huh??

When my phone makes noise these days, and it’s not from a text message or a game, I’m actually a little taken aback. I probably react the same way cavemen did when they accidentally discovered how to make fire.

“Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

I’d put her up there with Lennon and McCartney.

Funny thing is, days after I finished this comic, I found out my co-worker Allison loves Nerds. …The candy, not the people.