I really do have one of these MP3 alarm clocks, set to play Everlast’s cover of “Folsom Prison Blues” instead of a traditional alarm. I find that, every time it wakes me up, I have that song stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG.

Oh, this. I thought of this one while taking a walk through the campus where I work. In truth, the setting had no bearing on this idea, it just came to me and I had to sit down and write it out before I forgot it. I swear…the most absurd things come to you when you’re just taking a stroll on a sunny day.

Also, end every sentence with the word, “ladies.”

All right, so it wasn’t really over with that last comic. Now it is. I promise.

It’s been almost an entire year since Greg did this to Dave, and I thought the time was right for him to do it again. In fact, the time is never wrong to give your friends terrible, terrible computer advice!