The security guards at the Louvre do not think this comic strip is very amusing.

Men really have a knack for putting things into words. For example, Artie Lange, of the Howard Stern Show, had an older uncle who enjoyed watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Artie asked him what the show was about and he said, “Jew broad kills Draculas.” That’s what I’m talking about.

Let’s not forget the fact that Greg plays Alliance and Colleen plays Horde. Greg really shouldn’t push his luck. The fact that these two are even on speaking terms, much less dating, is astonishing.

This sort of behavior is…so bizarre, and yet he just pours homemade spaghetti sauce on his restaurant-prepared spaghetti as if he was laying a napkin on his lap. That’s what I like about Greg. He is an imbecile.

I had to stop to eat about 17 times while making this one.