Men really have a knack for putting things into words. For example, Artie Lange, of the Howard Stern Show, had an older uncle who enjoyed watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Artie asked him what the show was about and he said, “Jew broad kills Draculas.” That’s what I’m talking about.

I’ve been meaning to make this comic for a long time, and I finally got my excuse…the upcoming fall television season! Because when you have to make a choice between George and Heroes, I hope you make the right one.