Let’s not forget the fact that Greg plays Alliance and Colleen plays Horde. Greg really shouldn’t push his luck. The fact that these two are even on speaking terms, much less dating, is astonishing.

This is a serious commitment. If you break up, you have to go through like, Warcraft alimony.

I think it’s a fair question, really. Especially coming from someone who has no idea that in the olden days of the NBA, the Lakers were originally from Minneapolis, where there are many lakes. I can continue, if you’d like.

It’s kind of like when you go to your local county fair to feel better about yourself. Come on, I know I’m not the only one who does that. Works, don’t it?

Admittedly, the first character I ever created in World of Warcraft was a Night Elf druid, basically because it seemed so cool that they can shape-shift into a bunch of different animals. But have you ever tried to explain to a non-nerd how cool it is to be a shape-shifting elven druid in an online game? It basically amounts to a lot of lonely Saturday nights in your parents’ basement.